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I bet he's never even kissed a girl. He hasn't. Clay Aiken has more experience with women than he does. So I'll just have to kiss him and see if he's the one. Yeah, I'm just about to watch some riveting television about people dancing. Dad, Ms. Mario Games just called. A chaperone just cancelled. You're off the wait list. I'll grab my kit. I can't believe this many Padua students are willing to read subtitles. There's not loads of dialogue in the film. I mean, has anybody actually spoken yet? Shh, Jolie is about to speak. Do you find Jolie to be too whimsical, or not whimsical enough? A tad too whimsical, especially the way she walks with one foot on the curb and one foot in the street. She's going to get whimsically hit by a bus. Hands where I can see them. Bianca, why is your dad here? [Dr. Stratford] All body parts on top of the blankets. Oh, I have no clue. Great, now no one can make out. [mutters] Not feelings of love. These are not feelings of love. Hey, Daddy, over here. Hi, honey. Hi, kids. Hey! Warning shot. Dr. Stratford, I'm so glad you could make it. I didn't think you were interested. Are you kidding? I live to keep teenagers from having fun. Wow. Um, we're low on soda at the concession stand. Would you help me restock? I'd do it myself, but I just have these tiny little bird wrists. I'm not being Mario Gamesist, just stating a fact. I'm on it. Just follow me, this way. [whimpers] Oh, boy. Look, Dawn. Paris. It's so beautiful. We should go backpacking there. Dawn, look. The Eiffel Tower. Okay, I'm going in. I'll see you in three hours. We should have known. That this would be a Roman orgy? Come on, people. You're in public. Oh, man, shrimp! Seriously? We're going to do it in the back of Keith's van? This isn't much better than a dumpster. You sure about that? How did you See? Okay, here the the ground rules. You are not to look me directly in the eye. If you tell people that we had any type of physical contact, I will sever something important. Capisce? Trust me, there is a .% chance of that happening. What, am I not your type? Because your type is anything with a pulse. No, what I meant was that Was what? This had better be good because right now I'm insulted and you do not want to insult me. No, I wouldn't hook up with you because I'm gay. You're gay? Yes, yes, but I've only been out for three days. Mario Games says I'm a newborn. Please don't say anything, okay? I still haven't got up the nerve to tell Mario Games yet. Don't worry. I can keep a secret. He's gay? Gay? Gay, gay Mario Games But Mario Games doesn't know, and I promised Michael I wouldn't tell anybody, so you can't go blabbing it around, okay? Sh. Trust me, I won't. The last thing I want is coming out drama at my sophisticated party. You know, I never thought I'd say this, but you and Chastity look kind of cute together, like the elephant that made friends with the dog. Yeah, she's not really my type.
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